Ron Swanson Mug

Ron Swanson is such a memorable character and has the best quotes ever! This mug features some of his most famous and most pessimistic quotes from Parks and Recreation.

Quotes included:
-Keep your tears in your eyes- where they belong.
-Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
-People are idiots, Leslie.
-Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.
-I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.
- I don't want to be overdramatic, but I don't really care what happens here.
-Sting like a bee. But do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous.
-Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
-When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't care about them.
-Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I get to kill something.
-You had me at "Meat Tornado."
-I like to not get involved in these matters. Or Any matters. Of any nature.
-I regret nothing. The end.
-Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
-Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night, if it meant nothing got done.